9 Quotes & Sayings By Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard is one of America's most beloved and most admired personalities. His uplifting words have inspired the American people for more than three decades. It all began when he wrote his first column for The Montgomery Advertiser in 1955. From there, he went on to write for more than 200 newspapers across the nation, continuing to do so until his death in 2006 Read more

A columnist for Newsweek magazine, Grizzard is best known for his columns that explored the human heart and spirit.

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The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it. Lewis Grizzard
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On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. Lewis Grizzard
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?' Lewis Grizzard
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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. Lewis Grizzard
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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. Lewis Grizzard
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. Lewis Grizzard
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The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. Lewis Grizzard
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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. Lewis Grizzard